{"id":1530,"date":"2016-01-20T23:07:39","date_gmt":"2016-01-20T22:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cequejevois.net\/?p=1530"},"modified":"2016-01-20T23:08:58","modified_gmt":"2016-01-20T22:08:58","slug":"galipettes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/sortir\/galipettes\/","title":{"rendered":"des galipettes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Entendu via les haut-parleurs de la RATP en attendant mon m\u00e9tro, vers 01h00 du matin un vendredi soir de janvier :<\/p>\n

Sur le quai Balard, veuillez s’il vous plait arr\u00eater de faire des galipettes !!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

J’\u00e9tais sur l’autre quai, en direction de Cr\u00e9teil, et le quai direction Balard n’\u00e9tait pas visible car s\u00e9par\u00e9 d’un mur si bien que la surprise f\u00fbt totale.<\/p>\n

Cette phrase a r\u00e9sonn\u00e9 dans tout le m\u00e9tro. Elle n’a \u00e9t\u00e9 prononc\u00e9e qu’une seule fois.<\/p>\n

Apr\u00e8s un l\u00e9ger temps de prise de conscience, j’ai rigol\u00e9. D’autres personnes pr\u00e9sentes \u00e0 mes c\u00f4t\u00e9s aussi. Et puis la nuit a repris son cours normal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Entendu via les haut-parleurs de la RATP en attendant mon m\u00e9tro, vers 01h00 du matin un vendredi soir de janvier : Sur le quai Balard, veuillez s’il vous plait arr\u00eater de faire des galipettes !! J’\u00e9tais sur l’autre quai, en direction de Cr\u00e9teil, et le quai direction Balard n’\u00e9tait pas visible car s\u00e9par\u00e9 d’un mur […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1530"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1535,"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions\/1535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cequejevois.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}